I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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