Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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