he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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