I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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