The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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