Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Drunk is a universal language darling
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
