Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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