Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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