Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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