i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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