I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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