just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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