my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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