these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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