It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
