You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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