You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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