Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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