But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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