Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think people are normalizing furries
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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