he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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