You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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