I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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