I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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