he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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