If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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