wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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