why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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