Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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