The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
