New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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