nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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