I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
