I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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