This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
