Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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