OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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