At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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