I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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