Already got asked if we're dating
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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