dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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