Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you have to choose: penises or morals?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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