Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
How drunk are you?
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