yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think I won the penis lottery.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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