Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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