I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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