Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She even gives head with a lisp.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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