Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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