so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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