Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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