Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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