you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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