I'm really into asian looking animals
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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