4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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