ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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